Best Laptops For Hackers 2016 (Best Hacking Laptops 2016)

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Now before we get to the actual products, it's worthwhile to note that no laptop is really built, or rather manufactured, for the purpose of ''hacking''. Additionally, hacking can be used as a catchy term for a variety of legal and illegal activities, and minor to severe offenses - it's not always describing ''unwarranted or unauthorized intrusion into other computer systems and networks''. 

In 2004, there were many posts aimed at debunking this latter definition of ''hacking'', and instead asserting that breaking into computers was the act of ''cracking'' rather than hacking. Many subsequent posts also affirmed this 'true' definition, and in the underground world, this was also true. However, the media seemed to prefer the word ''hacking'' as the hotword for computer intrusion and remote access attacks. 

Nowadays, some kids who decide to DDOS a website think they are 'hackers', when nothing could be farther from the truth. DDOS means distributed denial of service - it's when floods of packets and repeat requests come through to a website's servers and attempt to 'overload them' and then ultimately, disable them temporarily. You can buy a booter online for between 5-30$ and some run the price of up to 150 - 200 $.

Now that we cleared that away, let's talk about technology. Hardware. In order to become a true 'hacker', not just a DDOS'ing script kiddie, you have to have the processing speed, the internal memory, supreme data handling capacity, a strong motherboard, and the capacity to run multiple programs at once while still maintaining high-level security/defenses for your own network while doing penetration testing and whatever else in which your particular hacker objectives may entail. 

It doesn't matter whether we are talking SQL injections, PHP exploits, programming of new backdoors, exploiting current servers and company databases, or simply hacking hundreds of social networking accounts. You need good technology in order to handle the amount of programming assets needed to continuously perform these attacks and run security software. 

Now you could argue that even an older, 1998 computer could get this job done, and to an extent that's true, but an old computer isn't going to last forever, it will eventually wear out, and it certainly won't be good for shit if you are DDOS'ing a website, because a 'true' DDOS will put tremendous lag on your own network regardless of how many third-party services you are employing.

If you are setting up a backdoor program, the same relies on your own computer technology, if your internal resources are weak (RAM/SRAM, CPU, SPU etc) then you will eventually run into a stop, or at least an annoying lag.

Then there's STYLE, a hacker wants the best in style, even if he does much of the work himself. If you want style, performance, and true, unsurpassed speed, bolting, bloodshedding, shining blade in the heart, optimal speed, then you want one of 10 of the laptops I am about to pronounce on this list. 

...But preferably get one of the Top Two, those are the golden boys on the list.

(1)

The first is Alienware AW17R3-8342SLV 17.3-Inch UHD Laptop. {http://ow.ly/kWIl301ExVm}

A force to be reckoned with, excruciatingly expensive, but definitely worth it. When you stop gritting your teeth to man-up and buy this bad boy, you will be in love with it, and it, in turn, will make you feel like a God. 

There is no two-ways with it, it's all-power or you don't want it... OK I Lied, that is two ways, but seriously, it has to be number 1 on this list. There is no two-ways about that.

((And btw, it's also the #1 IMHO for Gaming as well, and you will see it on almost every gaming website and Poll out there as well - so if you got the funds, it's a no-brainer for the brainy.))

                                                                    

2.) Lenovo - ThinkPad T460 14" Laptop - Intel Core i5 - 4GB Memory - 500GB Hard Drive - Black {http://ow.ly/doZP301EyMZ}

                                                          

This Lenovo "ThinkPad" is about half the price of the first one, and still packs a mighty punch. For 1,403 you get essentially all the same power, minus a tad bit of graphics processing which otherwise would be used for visual appeal or perhaps opening up 3-D Worlds. I personally own one of these as well as an Alienware PC, though my friend owns the laptop on number one. It is an amazing laptop, and it has actually surpassed my expectations in many ways. 

It is perfect for testing high dataworth servers and for pen testing. It is remarkable in that you can launch several large scale DDOS'attacks without so much as a minor lag on this one, sure, stuff will slow down, but it has such resilience in that the lag doesn't last long and will quickly be nothingness. Meaning, if you have this laptop hooked up to a network and running programs as well as attacks, it will certainly seem as though it is slowing, but then after 10-15 seconds, it no longer lags - of course, I did some internal optimization myself - but despite running literally 18 programs (pushing it to the limit), the attacks commenced as usual and without any major issues.

It has a 500 GB hard drive, that's 500 giga-bytes!!
It's a true muscle-machine. :-)

(3)

DELL XPS 13 2016
{http://ow.ly/iejz301EA6p}

A Powerful laptop with Full HD IPS InfinityEdge Borderless Display, Intel i5-6200U, 8G, 128G SSD, Waves MaxxAudio, Backlit Keyboard, running Windows 10 - brand new, and absolutely worth it. 

This one is more economically feasible, and can certainly run the multitude of programs necessary to test security capabilities, programming software, decryption/encryption programs, analysis software and network diagnostic programs. 

  

                                                  

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If you are into Apples, how 'bout this  Apple. 
Apple MacBook Pro MF839LL/A 13.3-Inch Laptop with Retina Display (2.7 GHz Intel Core i5 Processor, 8 GB RAM, 128 GB Hard Drive, OS X Yosemite)

                                                                    

The name and the Specs themselves speak a tale, but the most noble part of this laptop is the fact that it has ended up on, and continues to be ranked as, the number 1 or number 2 on every major Apple including PC magazine or laptop review site/magazine out there! 

LapTop Mag, PCMag, Business Insider, the Trio of top review sites - they all support and highly recommend this particular laptop. That says something - BIG.

Want more information? Well of course you do!

There's a whole chart on it's well-documented POWER. Yes, she's a beautiful creature, ain't she??

Series	MacBook Pro
Item model number	MF839LL/A
Hardware Platform	Mac
Operating System	Mac OS X
Item Weight	3.5 pounds
Product Dimensions	8.6 x 12.3 x 0.7 inches
Item Dimensions L x W x H	8.62 x 12.35 x 0.71 inches
Color	Silver
Processor Brand	Intel
Processor Count	1
Computer Memory Type	DDR3 SDRAM
Flash Memory Size	128
Optical Drive Type	No
Audio-out Ports (#)	1
Battery Type	Lithium Polymer (LiPo)
Power Source	AC

Then here's the Reviews!


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#5 is no Joke!
Samsung Notebook 9

...And it's Imperial Black form is quite nice!

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The Sixth one's a real Devil, and a bold one too!
...THE TITAN.

...It's so bold, and so powerful...and so PRICEY! That despite being amazing in every solid way, it FUCKING MURDERS your Wallet. Then STOMPS on It! 

...But after you are done mourning your Wallet, you will realize it was all worth it After All.

That's why it makes #6 on this list. 

It is pricey, but it is uncomparible, just that most, won't be able to afford it.

(7)
The Golden Seven pulls no punches, and poses no tricks, it just reveals sparkling amaze'ment. It's beyond an idea now - it's a Reality.

THE

Asus Zenbook

 UX305UA-AS51 13.3-Inch Laptop (6th Generation Intel Core i5, 8GB RAM, 256 GB SSD, Windows 10), Titanium Gold

...And on the Review page? It is just FILLED with Glorious reviews and ZERO disappointment, a real rarity for laptops!

(8)

On the cheaper end we have this nice Lenovo laptop.
Click the left image to go to the product page, the right to view the details of the device.

                     

(9)

And... Numbah 9!

This little lonely ASUS Laptop deserves some attention, especially since I've bought it before, and was not disappointed.

Even  though he's (or she's) Cheap-ish, it won't let you down. It's got...

• 5th Gen Intel Core i3-5020U mobile processor / UMA graphics
• 15.6" high-definition display
• 4GB DDR3 memory / 1TB hard drive
• SuperMulti DVD/CD burner/ Built-in VGA webcam
• Windows 10 / 802.11b/g/n WLAN / Warm Golden Gradient

AND...

Brand Name	Asus
Series	X555LA-HI31103J
Item model number	X555LA-HI31103J
Hardware Platform	Windows
Operating System	other
Item Weight	5.1 pounds
Product Dimensions	10.1 x 15 x 1 inches
Item Dimensions L x W x H	10.08 x 15.04 x 1.02 inches
Processor Brand	Intel
Computer Memory Type	DDR3 SDRAM

Don't let 'er draw away from your Eye too long! It's a good deal!

                                                              

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Last would be the Lenovo Gaming Laptop. The supreme-gene of the Lenovo Race. The Powers of Hybrid SSHD &  NVIDIA GeForce GTX-860M revealed.

You want this baby, trust me. ;)

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Capacity: 1TB Hybrid SSHD | Windows 8.1

• Intel Quad-Core i7-4700HQ 2.4GHz (up to 3.40 GHz with Turbo Boost Technology)
• 16GB RAM DDR3, 1TB HDD+8GB SSD Hybrid SSHD Drive, Dual Band AC WiFi, Bluetooth 4.0, Windows 8.1
• NVIDIA GeForce GTX 860M 2GB Dedicated Graphics, Integrated 720p HD Webcam with Array Mic
• 15.6" 1080P (1920x1080) Non-touch Display, Matte, 16:9 Widescreen / Stereo speakers with Dolby Home Theater
• Stylish Black Brushed Aluminum Finish / Backlit AccuType Keyboard with NumberPad / Connectors: 2x USB 2.0, 1x USB 3.0, 4-in-1 card-reader (SD/SDHC/SDXC/MMC), RJ45 Gigabit LAN port, HDMI-out, Line-in/out Audio/Mic Combo Jack, SPDIF / Weight: 5.29lbs, Dimensions: 15.23" x 10.37" x 0.9"

                                                         

The Inferno Diet : The Ultimate Adrenaline-Boosting Thermogenic Diet by Area-1255

This diet, unlike the Resonance Diet, which works on dopamine, this one works on adrenaline. Because adrenaline is our primary fat burning hormone (1), having a diet to influence the amount of the hormone in our body is extremely useful. It also 'bypasses' the need for supplements that do the same thing. So essentially, this diet can be seen as a 'non-supplement method of boosting adrenaline levels'. 

There are some that downright refuse to swallow pills, or some that simply are suspicious of supplements, or simply do not want to take them.

Therefore, this diet is for those people. It is backed by science. Not bro-science. Real science. 

It's very simple, just follow these 10-steps.

1. Morning meal begins with a hot breakfast burrito . I prefer Amy's Dairy / Gluten-free organic breakfast burrito's, which have black beans & Tomatoes. Just put some organic habanero sauce on the burrito. The reason for this is black beans contain two important nutrients crucial for adrenaline release; Copper and the amino acid Tyrosine (2) (3) (4).  Habanero sauce is necessary. Habanero contains substances (Capsaicin) that activate the sympathetic nervous system to secrete norepinephrine/epinephrine (5) (6) (7). 
2. Drink either organic whole milk with this meal (8 oz) or organic almond milk (8 oz). The milk will help to soothe the stomach and increase digestion of the nutrients from the burrito (8) (9). The fats are essential for energy production (10) and fat is also necessary for adrenaline production (11). Organic dairy milk is preferred over almond milk, because we want some cholesterol with this meal,  Cholesterol is needed for Adrenaline production (12) (13) (14).     
3. Either eat a half a teaspoon of organic Honey, or add it to your glass of milk with the first meal, shown above. Honey aids digestion, but also contains vital enzymes to stimulate energy metabolism (15) (16).
   
   
4. For Lunch, eat a high-protein meal, high amounts of Protein stimulate metabolism (17) (18).  
   
   This meal must contain also a large proportion of vegetables, but specifically we want KALE, even if it is kale snack food, like Kale chips. Kale contains a very large amount of bioavailable Iodine, the most crucial mineral (natural element) for thyroid hormone production, and also for norepinephrine (norAdrenaline) production (19) (20).
   
5. Steak or some form of beef should be included with this meal, Beef contains high amounts of the amino acids Methionine and Tyrosine which support adrenaline production (21) (22) (23) (24).
6. For a drink, let's drink 2-3 full 8 ounce glasses of Juice, preferably organic Apple juice. Apple Juice contains highly digestable, and powerfully energizing sugars; called fructose (25) (26) (27). 
   
   
7. For Dinner let's go with another super high-protein meal, we are gonna want some spicy with this as well. So eat a nice bowl of organic Italian wedding soup, and maybe a nice hamburger with a habanero pepper (not the sauce, an actual pepper). Put Garlic in your soup, or on your burger, or you can simply eat 2-3 garlic cloves with this meal.
   
   
   
   
   
   Alternatively, eat a half of a whole onion, or at least a couple slices of Onion with this meal. The reasoning for this, is because Onions and Garlic both contain Allicin; a powerful chemical that enriches the brain's production and release of multiple neurotransmitters, including noradrenaline & adrenaline (28) (29) (30). 
   
   
8. Carbs are not necessary with the dinner meal, meaning, we do not need to add pasta or noodles, nor is it necessary at any point with this diet, to specifically add breads or anything like that. 
9. We want to drink 3-4 glasses of BLK-Water with our dinner meal. BLK water is literally the purest water on the planet, and contains naturally occurring rare elements like Fulvic acid. We can simply drink a whole bottle or two of BLK-Water, as long as it's BLK Water (black water). Fulvic Acid offers a vast array of health benefits; including enhancing the lifespan of cells and organs, and increasing metabolism; mainly by removing toxic substances from our body (31) (32) (33) (34). 
   
10. Lastly, for either your last meal, a night-time meal, or mini-meal, or a late-night snack, you MUST eat a small bag or at least a handful, of Goji Berries. Goji Berries are a super-charging superfood; that is they contain a massive amount of nutrients, and specific rejuvenating components (35). Goji won't give you Insomnia, though. They can actually improve sleep quality, by enhancing cell-integrity.                     
    
    

***OTHER IMPORTANT REFERENCES***

Brain Responses to High-Protein Diets

Foods High in Iodine

Human energy requirements...

The Effects of Capsaicin and Capsiate on Energy Balance: Critical Review and Meta-analyses of Studies in Humans

Effects of apple juice on risk factors of lipid profile, inflammation and coagulation, endothelial markers and atherosclerotic lesions

A randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled, clinical study of the general effects of a standardized Lycium barbarum (Goji) Juice, GoChi.

Understanding nutrition, depression and mental illnesses

Area-1255's Adrenaline-Boosting Diet, Original Adrenaline Diet, Adrenaline Increasing Diet, Adrenaline Stimulating Diet, Adrenaline Amplifying Diet.

Can't Afford TRT? Can't Afford Insurance? Here's A Solution. {Buying Androgel Online}

Now, previously I wrote about legal alternatives to TRT, and that was one way to go about the issue. It was however, also tailored more to people who actually wanted an alternative, not just because of financial worries, but simply because of personal preference (or perhaps understanding). An alternative to TRT, or testosterone replacement therapy that is.

If you do not want an 'alternative', and instead want the 'real thing', there is a way to get it on the Internet without worrying about safety, or quality issues. 2016 actually meets the first time EVER that Androgel, and not some generic, never-been-heard-of before gel crap from another country, is being sold online without a prescription. 

That means this product is the original brand name gel, label in-tact and all, seal in-tact in all.

Now I don't know how this company got a hold of this, but they've been on top of the game for years, so I s'pose it doesn't really surprise me.

They are very trustworthy, and I've previously written two reviews on a couple of their other products, which you see here listed below.  

1. Geneza Pharm Masteron Review.
2. Geneza Pharm Modafanil Review.

So here's a little preview of the product below. 

To buy the product, with the following specs. (130 USD for about a months supply is LIFESAVING, absolutely amazing!)

Simply CLICK HERE, or go to the following link after the arrow, or click the IMAGE below.

--> https://www.napsgear.org/product_info.php?ref=2522&products_id=9017



That's it folks, it's that simple. Just click the link and check out!

• They don't accept credit cards.
• They do accept WU (Western Union, MoneyGram, Bitcoin etc)
• They are very secure and are using bank-level security and encryption for their site and payment processors. 

Area-1255 has been keeping things simple, and changing things up a bit to be geared towards a larger view of people, we have also been expanding our staff.

Let us know if you like the changes!